Never make any sort of generalization concerning gender, even if it’s so true God Herself would back you up.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #148
You will never become a rock star.
Roc’s Rule #147
Never buy anyone a gift at a kiosk.
Roc’s Rule #146
Easy on the mayo!
Roc’s Rule #145
Trying to “teach someone a lesson” never works.
Roc’s Rule #144
Telling a woman, “You’re a great person,” is taken as the lead-in to a confession that you don’t love her.
Roc’s Rule #143
Be aware that most people are operating on a very condensed version of the 10 Commandments: the part about murder.
Roc’s Rule #142
The man who can’t dance, can’t converse, and can’t provide psychological support to a woman is only half a man; the other half can’t cook, can’t clean, and badly wants a drink.
Roc’s Rule #141
When one of the corp directors unexpectedly says something really cheery and friendly to you, he means absolutely nothing by it. Not even if he’s your father.
Roc’s Rule #140
Don’t bluff more than once in a poker game with friends.
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