Never blow your own horn; that’s what Achura females are for.

“Sex is only good if it’s with someone you love” is a lie.

Never apologize for your cooking. If they don’t like it, let them fend for themselves next time.

Don’t expect a god to solve New Eden’s problems; a god didn’t create them.

Never accept anything on faith.

The person who sincerely says to you, “I want to get to know you better,” is a person you don’t want to know at all.

People who live in glass houses are idiots.

The way a woman looks, acts, and talks says nothing about how good she is in bed.

Always imply, in every possible way, that the person you’re talking to is smarter, better-looking, slimmer, and more successful than they really are.

When running in the park on a hot day, do not take off your shirt if you are a really hairy sumbitch.