If you hold someone underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole. 

Hot fades. Crazy never does.

Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she’s plotting your death.

Please don’t be an asshole to me because than I have to be one to you and I am simply way better at it than you are.

It never gets easier; you just get stronger.

Sometimes a single step forward can be the bravest act.

Heroes don’t wear capes. They wear dog tags. Lest we forget.

If squats were easy they would be called your mom – Sindel Pellion

Hope is not a strategy.

Nobody has ever choked to death swallowing their own pride.