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Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #168
24 hours in a day . . . 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence?
Roc’s Rule #167
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Roc’s Rule #166
If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Roc’s Rule #165
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Roc’s Rule #164
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Roc’s Rule #163
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Roc’s Rule #162
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Roc’s Rule #161
No takebacks. No cutting. Take turns. No do-overs. When it’s time to go home, find a partner to cross the street with.
Roc’s Rule #160
Be careful about what you commit to do, and then really do it.