Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

Unless you’re in prison, never fight partially clothed or naked.

Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick a guy in the nuts.

It is permissable to drink a fruity alcoholic drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel… and it’s free.

Any man who brings a cam drone to a bachelor party is Concord sanctioned to be killed and eaten by his buddies.

It’s ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

1. When a heroic pets dies to save its master.
2. The moment Mynxee starts unbuttoning her blouse.
3. After wrecking your CEO’s capital ship you “borrowed”.
4. 1 hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.

When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.

Work is good, but it’s not that important.

Minmatar only need two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape.

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.