I used to work in dining halls when I was young, and we had this chef named Richard. he was a nice guy but he reads the obituaries every day. I asked him if he was looking for people he knows, and he said no. After that I called him the Grim Reaper. He was a wizard with a chef’s knife…
Also had a bunch of guys fresh from Vietnam who had to call him chef Richard, but it always came out “Chef Retard” because of their accent. Hilarious.
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I used to work in dining halls when I was young, and we had this chef named Richard. he was a nice guy but he reads the obituaries every day. I asked him if he was looking for people he knows, and he said no. After that I called him the Grim Reaper. He was a wizard with a chef’s knife…
Also had a bunch of guys fresh from Vietnam who had to call him chef Richard, but it always came out “Chef Retard” because of their accent. Hilarious.