Engine trails are among many of the artistic staples that have come to be known as part of the style of Eve Online. Beautiful streaming trails of energy have mesmerized us for nearly a decade. This tutorial will cover off on the most commonly used approach to creating engine trails in Cinema 4D r13, as well as a technique using the Turbulence FD plugin by Jawset Computing. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Huge Beast – Day 1
0600
Comfortable gym clothes. Check. Water supply. Check. Workout ready – Chest/Tris. Check. Ready to Beast Up! Check. Let’s do this!
0620
I’m ready to die. Body wobbling uncontrollably. Must maintain proper form. Must increase weight. Sweating like a beast already. Continue reading
Beet you Senseless
I thoroughly enjoy food. Ok, there have been times when I have thoroughly enjoyed food. Typically, I eat so much and so often that I’m more focused on the composition of my food than actually appreciating it.
Last night, I had the rare occasion to simply savour. It was worth every delicious moment, and still somewhat healthy. Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #446
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Roc’s Rule #445
Control the body and you control the mind. Control the tongue and you control everything.
These Kids Today
Roc,
Your blog sucks. Nobody cares about fitness. Write about Eve.
Colonel,
I used to like ur writing but then u started riting about health n shit.
You realize your are part of the Blog Pack right? Post about Eve Online.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking this sounds like a rant I went on about not too long ago. While you’re correct in that I am still sorely vexed and passionate about my rants, this one is not directly the same. Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #444
The only way I’ll take sweet’n’low is from a midget hooker.
Roc’s Rule #443
The high price paid for freedom must never be taken for granted.
With Respect
A game. At the end of the day that is what EVE Online is. A game about internet spaceships. For some, that is all it has ever been, or will ever be. I pity those people honestly. They’re missing out on a wonderful opportunity. Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #442
When they say something’s gotta give, they mean you.
