Pain changes people.
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone.
Closure can be defined as that moment when you no longer want the other party to eat shit and die.
Don’t trust words. Trust actions.
You’re somebody’s reason to masturbate.
Never miss a good chance to shut the hell up.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
If someone hates you for no reason, give them a damn good reason.
It’s not pre-marital sex if you never get married.