Education is important. Big biceps are importanter.

Every woman deserves a man who sees her crying and immediately asks “Whose ass are we kicking today, baby?”

Stop the glorification of busy.

The authorities never find it as funny as you do.

It’s not rude to say what everyone else is thinking.

Don’t be patronizing. That means talking down to people.

Want to inspire people. Want for someone to look at you and say “Because of you, I didn’t give up.”

Pain changes people.

I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone.

Closure can be defined as that moment when you no longer want the other party to eat shit and die.