So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”
Roc: “Trick or bear?”
Roc: “HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!”
[distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]
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I was in my early teens again. All my relatives were there, just like when we grew up. Every cousin, every aunt and uncle, my dead grandmother was even present. We were at the cottage they had built that later had become their home.
My heart was smiling. I can’t remember the last time I truly smiled. Not since she … Continue reading